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JOE
BOWEN'S GOALIE DESCRIPTIONS:
Joe Bowen is the play-by-play man who covers the Leafs on all
non-CBC games, and just before the drop of the puck, he
introduces the starting goalies, but does it with some
creativity. This is a list of some of the ways he has described
the goaltenders: Diplomats of the Diamond Depots, Tailors
of the Tangled Twine, Technicians of the Tangled Twine,
Rancheros of the Rectangular Reservoirs, Rogues of the Roped
Rotunda, Professors of the Polyester Pavilions, Architects of
the Antiquated Attics, Wizards of the Woven Whirlpools, Buckeyes
of the Braided Barns, Officers of the Oblong Onionbags,
Protectors of the Piped Pavilions, Caretakers of the Corded
Closets, Posse of the Polyester Pipes, Lords of the Laced
Lounges, Plumbers of the Polypropylene Pipes, Bodyguards of the
Braided Bullhouses, Rebels of the Rubber Recepticles, Knights of
the Knotted Nets, Terrors of the Tangled Twine, Kings of the
Corded Castles, Ringmasters of the Roped Restaurants, Hermits of
the Hexagonal Hideouts, Captains of the Cable Cabanas, Nomads of
the Knotted Nets, Contorsionists of the Corded Condos,
Supervisors of the String Staterooms, Quarterbacks of the Corded Condiminiums, Sentinels of the Sub-Freezing Slush Sinks, Superheroes of
the String Solariums, Protectors of the Parted Pipes, Deans of the
Disk Dormatories, Taxi Drivers of the Twine Temples, Bastions of the
Biscuit Baskets, Caretakers of the Corded Closets, Owners of the
Oversized Onion Bags, Policemen of the Puck Precincts... (more to come!)
 
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APR.24 - NO BRIAN BURKE: Which
means he WILL be coming to Toronto. Usually people flat out
lie to the media in situations like this, saying there's NO CHANCE
of someone going to a certain team, only to have a press conference
two weeks later saying they ARE going to that team. The league
is filled with obsessive liars so don't believe anything you hear on
the sports news shows until there's an official announcement.
APR.11 - ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN, AGAIN:
So goes another year where we watch all the OTHER teams competing in
the playoffs. Yes, we're used to it, but this is the chance
interim GM Cliff Fletcher has to strut his stuff. This is the
chance he's got to turn this franchise upside down. Sure he's
just in charge of the roster, but it's a great place to start.
Ownership will have to follow in his footsteps and prove that THEY
ALSO want a winning team, and must shake up the management from the
top level down. Show the fans that you're going to stop
spitting in their faces each year and finally put in some commitment
to a quality product for once! APR.4 - HAHA, 8 TO 2: But McCabe and
Donovan
dropped 'em! Who cares about wins and losses anymore.
Wins just mean worse draft picks, so lets see the boys battle the
rest of the year with the gloves off. That's what this site is
all about after all! MAR.29 - ANOTHER W ASTED YEAR: Well, this
site has said it all along (that the Leafs were making a futile
attempt at the playoffs). Now it's official. The Leafs
can no longer make the playoffs. Big surprise. One has
to ask himself/herself... year after year filled with heartache and
heartbreak, WHY do people continue to follow this team? Upper
management has proven time and time again that they DON'T CARE about
the fans. They've refused to put a competitive team on the ice
for more than a couple years at a time, they continue to gouge the
fans with high ticket prices, high beer prices, high merchandise
prices to use their name, pay-TV to watch their games, etc, etc,
etc. WHY do people still flock to this organization like a
bunch of cloned mutant sheep? Now they're stuck down to *7th*
pick in the draft, not to mention Sundin's refusal to be moved
costed more HIGH draft picks in the future (and/or young talent).
So, get ready for more of the same next year Leaf Nation! With
the lack of draft picks for the future, and the no-trade clauses
still in effect, things aren't going to be 'a changin much!
MAR.23 - WALLPAPERS! nfallsc has
made up some great Leaf wallpapers
that you can get here! MAR.23 - WASTING ENERGY:
That's all the Leafs are doing, along with pushing them further down
the draft pick list, by bothering to push for the playoffs right
now. They're not going to get in, especially with other teams
above them making as valiant efforst as they are. So why
destroy your draft picks? They're only pushing themselves
further down the list, which is going to end up hurting them next
year. Toronto does this every year - well, in recent years at
least . They play terrible hockey all season long, then play hard
during the last month. They do it NOT to get into the
playoffs, but to try an d TRICK the fans into thinking they're a half
decent team after all, which keeps the pessimists at bay throughout
the summer. That's the only reason they're doing this - to
make the Leaf Nation try and forget about how completely pathetic
they were the rest of the year. IT WON'T WORK! The
end-of-season stats are all that count, and no matter how hard they
play right now, they can't erase the past. Except for this
past month they've been a terrible team. So if they play good
hockey for one month out of an eight month season, does that mean
they were successful this year? NO! Oh by the way
Toronto defeated Ottawa in Ottawa tonight, 5-4. MAR.18 - THE FUNNY THING
is that the goal
Toskala let in tonight was the shutout breaker! Don't we all wish
we could
get paid millions of dollars a year to NOT stop shots from 200 feet
away... Oh well, Leafs continued doing a good job at
destroying their draft selections this year by winning again
tonight, 3-1 against the Islanders... MAR.17 - GM FLETCHER SCOUTING OHL: I
had the pleasure of meeting Leaf interim GM Cliff Fletcher yesterday
afternoon as he visited the local OHL team's rink to do some
scouting. What you see on camera is what you get - very
nice and humble person. 'Would be great to see our OHL players
graduate to the Leafs. Lord knows the Leafs need an influx of
talented young players right now. MAR.13 - WE'RE BA-AACK: After a bit
of an extended leave due to a strange illness, we're back to rant on
about these boys in blue. WHY. WHY TRY. WHY delay
the inevitable. It's GOING to happen, a game is GOING to go by
that puts them out of playoff contention, so WHY PLAY HARD NOW WHEN
THEY'VE COASTED ALL YEAR!? They've done this the last 2 or 3
years in a row now - play like CRAP for lack of a better word, then
push hard in the last couple weeks as if they'll "TRICK" us into
thinking all summer that they actually had a year. C'Mon guys,
you're not fooling ANYONE.
FEB.27
- LEAFS VS. LEAFS: It'll be a strange one tonight as
Toronto plays *against* Wade Belak and Chad Kilger, who were traded
to the Florida Panthers yesterday. It's sad to see Wade go,
but no matter what team he plays for, he'll still be a fan favorite
in Toronto. Game time: 7:30pm/TSN. FEB.26
- HAL GILL GONE: To Pittsburg for a 2nd round & 5th round
pick (wow!) FEB.26 - KILGER GONE: Chad Kilger has
been dealt to Florida for a 3rd round pick. At least Fletcher
has got the team going (albeit slowly) in the right direction!
There's some pressure now on the Leaf scouting staff to make sure
all this hasn't been in vain. FEB.26 - BELAK GONE: [talk
about it here] Wade Belak has been traded to the Florida
Panthers for a 5th round pick this year. If there was one
person this site did NOT want to see traded, it was Wade.
Granted, he didn't get much ice time, but now the Leafs have
nobody protecting their smaller players. Not to mention -
you thought this team was boring to watch before? At least
Wade could make things exciting by taking on the other team's
heavyweight. Why even bother tuning in now? Every
rebuilding team needs to keep some heavyweights on, just for the
excitement factor. Sure this year is supposed to be a good
draft year, but 5th round? C'mon. FEB.26 - TRADE DEADLINE:
It's going to be hard for Leaf GM Cliff Fletcher to do much.
You can't expect him to trade Pintos for Porches all day long, so
unless there's another huge multi-player deal that he's been working
on like he did during his first stint with the Leafs, Leaf Nation
should expect much today. FEB.25 - LEAFS. SENATORS.
TONIGHT: So Sundin decides to stick around. But why?
Does he really think Toronto will re-sign him in the off-season to
another multi-million dollar contract? A team that should be
going with youth and prospects instead of veteran high-paid
superstars? If he had decided to stay with the Leafs, and it
was to be for another 3 or 4 years, things would be different.
But with his salary alone the team could afford a couple well paid
young stars-to-be. Maybe Sundin knows something Leaf Nation
doesn't? Maybe Mats is willing to stay on the team and take a
severe salary cut? (as did Kariya when leaving his $7M contract in
Anaheim behind for a $1M year on Colorado). Now THAT would be
even better for the team than deciding to move in exchange for
Toronto getting draft picks and/or young talent. If he indeed
has decided to stay with the Leafs, for much less money, in order to
be an on-ice and off-ice leader to that young talent, then he would
definitely go down in Leaf history as the man that helped rebuilding
the future. Oh yah, Leafs/Sens game tonight - Sportsnet.
FEB.23 - LEAFS WIN OVER ATLANTA:
Toronto put down the Thrashers 3-1 tonight, in a game that was on
the backburner to the real story. Mats Sundin has been asked
to waive his no-trade clause, which would
enable the Leafs to get something strong in return, and help them
build for the future. If Sundin refuses to be traded, he could
be lost to free-agency in the off-season and the Leafs would get
nothing of value for him. Mats has hinted that he will waive
it, saying that no matter what he decides, he loves Toronto and
loves the fans, and that he hopes people will respect whatever
decision comes out of it. FEB.23 - SUNDIN & MCCABE ON THE WAY
OUT: Neither Byran McCabe or Mats Sundin have been showing
up to practice lately, starting rumors that both are on the trade
block. GM Fletcher has reportedly had meetings with Mats and
asked him what teams he would possibly accept going to.
Sending out these two players would free up a considerable amount of
cap space. Of course, we're still stuck with Kubina's big fat
multi-million dollar contract. But instead of spending, the
Leafs need to be developers - go after high draft picks.
What's needed is a star rookie to build around. Surround him
with other prospective youth and go from there. It should be
an interesting few days ahead! FEB.19 - NO LONGER IN THE BASEMENT:
Wow the Leafs are on a tear, beating down Columbus tonight 3-1, and
moving up fast in the standings. Ok.. not fast. But
they're no longer in last place in the East which is something to
bbe proud of. Leaf Nation's proud moments have been far and
few between, so we'll take it. And yes, the trade deadline is
still slowly (too slowly) approaching. Hopefully Fletcher is
willing to turn the team upside down and clean the slate. Of
course, if Sundin still refuses to be traded, he'll be causing the
team a LOT of damage for the future. And so far, he's still
adamant on staying put. There will be NO rebuilding process if
he continues this attitude. We all love Mats, and love what
he's done for the team, and love his pride in the team, but this
decision of his will really hinder future progress. FEB.16 - VISORS STATS: Want
to see some interesting stats on percentages of
players wearing visors? FEB.16 - LEAFS WIN IN OT:
After slipping into LAST place in the conference, the Leafs have
shown they still haven't lost their competitive edge as they downed
Boston tonight 4-3 in overtime. FEB.9
- WHOLE STOLE OUR LEAFS and replaced them with this team that's
been winning games? Back-to-back wins against the hot Habs,
and *the* hottest team in the league (Detroit) might lead one to
believe that aliens have invaded the bodies of the Leafs, replacing
them with skilled hockey players. Click here for
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